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“Reckless drivers just piss me off to no end. Especially down here in New orleans where tailgating happens more on the road than at LSU and Saints games. I see an average of 2.5 accidents per day commuting to and from work that come as a result of tailgating. Louisiana is the nation's most expensive state for car insurance because of it. Why the hell do people feel the need to drive up close behind so they can read the next car's license plate? It makes no damn sense at all!”

Submitted by creolelad2009 about 35 days ago in autos

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“My girlfriend is sick mad at me 'cause she found a profile of mine on thankyourwank.com I never created this shit, but there it is. Not she is totally mad at me, thinking I flirt online with other chicks and stimulate them to masturbate thinking about me. WTF!!! Mad girlfriend means no sex for a while. SUX!! :S”

Submitted by DouggieX about 172 days ago in girls

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“Over the past few my wife has had a tag sale so we could have some money to pay our bills. I thought this was a good idea so I put some things out that I didn't use much if at all anymore. The things that I put out were things like a table saw, shop lights, duel 10 inch sub woofer box w/ amp and other things of this nature, they sold quick. Then I asked her for the money to put in the bank and she blew me off for a couple of days, when I asked her again the money had been spent and could not be accounted for. My question for you guys is, is this right or should I dig deeper to find out who she spent the money on?”

Submitted by eperry about 176 days ago in girls

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“Does your wife or GF bitch about her family? Does she tell you how big of pieces of shit they are, Then turn on you when you agree and add you opinion?”

Submitted by eperry about 176 days ago in girls

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“So I was clearing the browser history when I noticed that my wife was posting nasty comments about me on her Cafemom web site. When I questioned her about it I was the one in the wrong, but then she apologized for the posting, then did it again. What a bitch, she has also had an affair in the past, although she says it was an emotional affair and they never had sex, I don't believe her.Can I ever trust her again?”

Submitted by eperry about 177 days ago in girls

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“Why is it that when i want to go to sleep you want to have a deep conversation”

Submitted by tip1190 about 227 days ago in girls

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“gimmie da buttcheecks”

Submitted by tip1190 about 241 days ago in girls

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“Why is everyone so stupid?”

Submitted by Aaron-a-maton about 243 days ago in stuff

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“Are we going to miss Oprah, FUCK NO!  That Aunt Jemimah can go make me breakfast for all I care.  Who's next?”

Submitted by jopus62 about 251 days ago in television

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“My friggin' pressure washer quit just when I need it to do shit around the shack.  Cheap Walmart crap.  Off to the store to buy a gas powered one for 550 clams.  Damn it!”

Submitted by jopus62 about 251 days ago in technology

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“Another childhood icon died... RIP Macho Man Randy Savage.”

Submitted by Aaron-a-maton about 259 days ago in sports

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“Fat Bitches at the bar, Dont want to pour one more fruity drink for little miss thunderthighs or her asses!Bartender are allowed to browse the merchandise too, so think about what you have in the window display chunky.”

Submitted by CPTNdangerHANDS about 273 days ago in drink

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“We need more posting about life sucking. Any asshole can post about how good life is at the moment, or about how good their life has gone. That shit gets old quick. We need some good old fashioned misery and despair fellas.   I can honestly say that ever since I quit drinking, life has continued to suck enormous, sweaty baboon balls. I have hopes that it will turn around soon, maybe it won't. Maybe it will continue a downhill slide into sucking gigantic hair riddled, elephantanic pus filled dingleberries.�� Awww Fuck it, today was pretty good overall. ”

Submitted by ShitSack about 287 days ago in stuff

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“This rant has 1/3 less calories and half the fat of the other leading rant.”

Submitted by ShitSack about 288 days ago in stuff

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“Well abe lincoln sayd it best "When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees."”

Submitted by MLIBro about 288 days ago in stuff

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“Apparantley, people are dicks. I knew Travis for two years, and he now decides to be a complete fucking dick. I feel like kicking his fucking annyoing ass for no fucking reason. Fuck him and fuck hsi life, parents, friends, etc. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DICK PISS VOMIT TWAT”

Submitted by rockstarman700 about 294 days ago in stuff

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“let women know they have nice dumpers, and you wanna humper”

Submitted by dub.steppin32 about 305 days ago in girls

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“Bush. That is all.”

Submitted by SnatchHunter about 314 days ago in girls

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“Hey I am a communist and everyone hates it listen: i don't have to do shit the govt does it, i dont have to buy beer the govt duz it, and there's no asshole in a red convertable showing me up all the time.”

Submitted by KGBro about 342 days ago in stuff

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“Anatidaephobia - The Fear That You are Being Watched by a Duck.  WTF??”

Submitted by Aaron-a-maton about 344 days ago in stuff

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